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Trump used the White House on Friday as a stage for what his administration wanted to sell as a landmark peace breakthrough between Armenia and Azerbaijan. Standing alongside the two leaders, he framed the moment as the culmination of years of bloodshed, failed diplomacy, and a dispute that has shaped the South Caucasus for decades. The choreography was unmistakable: formal handshakes, emphatic language about peace, and a strong effort to cast Trump as the person who finally got both sides to move. On one level, that is a meaningful political achievement, because simply getting Armenian and Azerbaijani leaders to the same table under U.S. auspices is no small thing. A framework that both sides are willing to publicly endorse, even tentatively, is more than a photo opportunity. But the speed with which the ceremony was presented as a triumph also made it easy for skeptics to look past the symbolism and focus on what comes next.

That skepticism centered above all on the corridor arrangement tied to the deal, which appears to give the United States a significant role in managing or developing a transit link through a strategically sensitive stretch of the region. Supporters say the idea could have practical value, arguing that better connectivity may reduce friction, ease cross-border tensions, and give both governments something concrete to show their publics after years of stalemate. In that reading, the corridor is not a giveaway but a stabilizing mechanism, one that could make peace more durable by linking the agreement to daily economic and logistical benefits. Critics, however, see a very different structure taking shape. They argue that the arrangement could amount to outside leverage dressed up as diplomacy, with Washington gaining influence in a corridor that sits in one of Eurasia’s most contested neighborhoods. That concern matters because the South Caucasus is already a crowded geopolitical space, with Russia and Iran both watching developments closely and local actors wary of any shift that might redraw the balance of control.

Armenian critics have been especially vocal about the sovereignty implications. Their concern is not just that the agreement could normalize Azerbaijan’s battlefield gains, but that it may do so in a way that leaves Armenia with less leverage over the terms of its own future. For them, the key question is whether the deal settles the conflict on fair terms or simply freezes in place an outcome produced by force and then wraps it in the language of reconciliation. The White House ceremony projected confidence and finality, but the underlying politics remain fragile. Leaders in both countries still have to defend the arrangement at home, where public opinion may be less impressed by diplomatic pageantry than by the practical consequences of the fine print. If the deal is seen as lopsided, externally managed, or imposed under pressure, it could become harder to sustain even if it looks impressive from Washington. That is why the corridor issue has become the immediate flashpoint: it sits at the intersection of peacebuilding, sovereignty, and regional power politics, and it is the part most likely to determine whether the agreement is durable or merely decorative.

Trump’s own approach made the moment even more recognizable. Rather than treating the summit as a sober policy event, he leaned into the brand-name version of diplomacy, presenting the outcome as proof of his personal ability to solve problems others could not. That is a familiar Trump move: take a complicated foreign-policy file and turn it into a test of instinct, leverage, and dealmaking flair. It can be politically effective in the short term because it offers a simple storyline, one in which the president is the indispensable broker and the rest of the world is forced to acknowledge his influence. But it also creates its own risks. When a peace framework becomes closely associated with one leader’s image, the parties involved may start asking whether the arrangement serves their national interests or mainly produces a favorable headline. That doubt is especially important in places where public buy-in is essential and where any perceived imbalance can fuel backlash. If the agreement is viewed as too tied to Trump’s personal brand, or too tailored to the needs of a Washington media moment, that could make it harder to sell at home in either country.

Still, the White House can reasonably argue that there is real substance beneath the spectacle if the framework holds and the two sides keep moving away from conflict. A credible peace agreement between Armenia and Azerbaijan would carry historical weight after years in which negotiations repeatedly collapsed and fighting kept returning. The administration is clearly hoping to claim that kind of legacy, and Friday’s ceremony was designed to maximize the chance of exactly that narrative taking hold. But the real test is not whether cameras were present or whether the leaders smiled for the moment. It is whether the agreement can survive sovereignty disputes, arguments over transit rights, and the inevitable pushback from regional powers that do not want the South Caucasus rearranged without their say. If the arrangement endures, Trump gets a foreign-policy win with more than just theatrical value. If it frays, the White House will be left with another polished performance that looked larger than the settlement underneath it. Either way, the criticism has already set in: what was presented as a peace breakthrough may also prove to be a familiar Trump production, with branding up front and strategic complexity left for everyone else to sort out later.