April 11, 2026 12:54 PM
Pardon hypocrisy
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Reaction kept building on Dec. 4 after President Donald Trump pardoned former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández on Dec. 1 and Hernández was released that same day. The case sharpened the contrast between Trump’s anti-cartel rhetoric and his decision to free a man convicted in federal court of cocaine-importation and related firearms offenses.
April 11, 2026 12:54 PM
Shutdown threat
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The White House budget office told agencies to prepare reduction-in-force plans if the government shut down, a step that would convert a temporary furlough fight into permanent layoffs. Democrats immediately blasted the move as intimidation, and the memo made the administration look eager to use a funding lapse as leverage against its own workforce.
April 11, 2026 12:53 PM
political accountability and retaliation claims around the Comey indictment
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
A federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Virginia indicted former FBI Director James Comey on September 25, 2025, alleging false statements and obstruction tied to his September 30, 2020 Senate testimony. The Justice Department said Comey is presumed innocent unless proven guilty. President Trump publicly welcomed the indictment, while critics called the case politically charged.
April 11, 2026 12:52 PM
DOJ purge
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Justice Department’s firing of Miami prosecutor Will Rosenzweig, reported publicly on September 26, 2025, is drawing fresh scrutiny because multiple reports say the move followed resurfaced blog posts critical of Donald Trump. The timing and rationale are now part of a broader debate over whether the department is enforcing standards or policing politics inside its own ranks.
April 11, 2026 12:52 PM
TPS setback
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
A federal judge in Massachusetts temporarily blocked the administration from ending Temporary Protected Status for Ethiopians, delaying a termination that DHS had set to take effect in February. The ruling keeps protections in place while the legal fight continues.
April 11, 2026 12:51 PM
Press access compliance order
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On April 9, a federal judge ruled the Pentagon had not complied with his March 20 order restoring reporters’ access, finding the department’s revised credentialing policy still fell short.
April 11, 2026 12:51 PM
Pardon backlash
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Trump’s Nov. 28, 2025 pardon announcement for former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández drew backlash because Hernández had been convicted in federal court and sentenced to 45 years for cocaine-importation and related firearms offenses.
April 11, 2026 12:50 PM
Airplane Spin
★★☆☆☆Fuckup rating 2/5
The White House posted a November 30, 2025 Air Force One gaggle in which President Trump took questions and said he would release the results of his MRI.
April 11, 2026 12:49 PM
Pardon blowback
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Trump’s pardon of Juan Orlando Hernández erased a 45-year federal sentence for cocaine-trafficking and weapons convictions and set off immediate criticism over the timing and the beneficiary.
April 11, 2026 12:48 PM
Retaliation backfire
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
Trump’s 2025 executive orders targeting major law firms drew repeated court setbacks, with judges temporarily and then permanently blocking orders aimed at Perkins Coie, Jenner & Block, WilmerHale and Susman Godfrey.
April 11, 2026 12:44 PM
Weaponized DOJ
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Comey indictment, returned on Sept. 25, kept drawing scrutiny over how the case was built and who moved it forward. Critics called it a political payback move; the Justice Department said the charges were based on the facts and the law.
April 11, 2026 12:38 PM
Venezuela airspace claim
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
President Donald Trump said the airspace above and surrounding Venezuela should be considered closed, but the United States did not formally close Venezuelan airspace or announce an enforceable no-fly zone. The statement intensified pressure on Nicolás Maduro while leaving airlines, lawyers, and officials to sort out what, if anything, it meant in practice.
April 11, 2026 12:36 PM
Venezuela brinkmanship
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On November 29, 2025, Trump said the airspace above and surrounding Venezuela should be considered closed. The declaration raised immediate questions about legal authority, enforcement, and whether it carried any operational effect beyond pressure politics.
April 11, 2026 12:33 PM
Afghan review after shooting
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
On Nov. 27, 2025, Trump used remarks about the Washington shooting of two National Guard members to demand a review of Afghan arrivals. Officials had identified the suspect as an Afghan national, but investigators had not yet established a motive.
April 11, 2026 12:33 PM
Pentagon scandal
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Reporting on Nov. 28 raised allegations that a Sept. 2, 2025 U.S. strike on a boat in the Caribbean was followed by a second attack that may have killed survivors. The claim was disputed, but it quickly intensified scrutiny on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and the Pentagon.
April 11, 2026 12:31 PM
Federal transit funding under review during shutdown
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On October 3, 2025, the Trump administration said it was putting $2.1 billion in Chicago transit funding under administrative review, including money tied to the CTA Red Line Extension and the Red and Purple Modernization Program, while citing contracting practices. The move came on the third day of the federal shutdown and deepened the fight over whether major transit projects will be caught in the budget standoff.
April 11, 2026 12:30 PM
Temporary legal block on troop deployment
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A federal judge in Oregon temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s plan to federalize and deploy 200 Oregon National Guard troops to Portland. The order is narrow and time-limited, and it came on the first round of the legal fight over the move.
April 11, 2026 12:28 PM
Tariff overreach
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Supreme Court has scheduled oral argument for Nov. 5 in the challenge to Trump’s tariff program, and the administration says a delayed ruling could leave it facing a huge refund problem if the tariffs are struck down.
April 11, 2026 12:27 PM
Press Access Defiance
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A federal judge on April 9 said the Pentagon was still violating his March 20 order restoring reporters’ access and ordered the department to file a sworn declaration by April 16 showing how it will comply.
April 11, 2026 12:25 PM
Tragedy weaponized, but with tighter factual guardrails
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
After two National Guard members were shot in Washington, the Trump administration quickly paused asylum decisions and Afghan visa processing while investigators worked the case. Officials initially said they believed the suspect was Afghan, but that detail was still part of an unfolding investigation when the policy response began.
April 11, 2026 12:25 PM
Troop brinkmanship
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Illinois filed suit on October 6, 2025, after the Trump administration moved to federalize and deploy National Guard troops in the Chicago area. State officials say the order exceeds the president’s authority and asked a federal judge to block it.
April 11, 2026 12:23 PM
Shutdown extortion
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On October 7, the Trump administration signaled that furloughed federal workers might not be automatically guaranteed back pay in a shutdown, setting off immediate criticism and fresh legal questions. The position did not change the law, but it did challenge the standard reading of it and raised the stakes for workers already caught in Congress’s funding lapse.
April 11, 2026 12:22 PM
Shutdown pain
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Staffing-related flight delays were appearing at some airports as the shutdown stretched into its second week, adding a visible cost to the funding fight. The White House kept blaming Democrats and pushing for a clean funding bill, but the disruption was starting to move from Capitol Hill into travel and daily routines.
April 11, 2026 12:19 PM
Tariff brinkmanship
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Trump said he would slap a new 100% tariff on Chinese imports starting Nov. 1 or sooner and pair it with export controls on critical software, after Beijing announced tighter rules on rare-earth exports. He also said there seemed to be no reason to meet Xi Jinping before softening that stance later.