April 11, 2026 12:54 PM
Pardon hypocrisy
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Reaction kept building on Dec. 4 after President Donald Trump pardoned former Honduran president Juan Orlando Hernández on Dec. 1 and Hernández was released that same day. The case sharpened the contrast between Trump’s anti-cartel rhetoric and his decision to free a man convicted in federal court of cocaine-importation and related firearms offenses.
April 11, 2026 12:54 PM
Shutdown threat
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The White House budget office told agencies to prepare reduction-in-force plans if the government shut down, a step that would convert a temporary furlough fight into permanent layoffs. Democrats immediately blasted the move as intimidation, and the memo made the administration look eager to use a funding lapse as leverage against its own workforce.
April 11, 2026 12:54 PM
UN mishaps turned into a Trump grievance machine
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
A stopped escalator and a malfunctioning teleprompter at the United Nations became Trump’s latest grievance machine after he called the episode “triple sabotage.” The U.N. said the escalator likely stopped because a U.S. videographer triggered a safety mechanism, and it said the White House was operating the teleprompter.
April 11, 2026 12:53 PM
political accountability and retaliation claims around the Comey indictment
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
A federal grand jury in the Eastern District of Virginia indicted former FBI Director James Comey on September 25, 2025, alleging false statements and obstruction tied to his September 30, 2020 Senate testimony. The Justice Department said Comey is presumed innocent unless proven guilty. President Trump publicly welcomed the indictment, while critics called the case politically charged.
April 11, 2026 12:52 PM
DOJ purge
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Justice Department’s firing of Miami prosecutor Will Rosenzweig, reported publicly on September 26, 2025, is drawing fresh scrutiny because multiple reports say the move followed resurfaced blog posts critical of Donald Trump. The timing and rationale are now part of a broader debate over whether the department is enforcing standards or policing politics inside its own ranks.
April 11, 2026 12:51 PM
Press access compliance order
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On April 9, a federal judge ruled the Pentagon had not complied with his March 20 order restoring reporters’ access, finding the department’s revised credentialing policy still fell short.
April 11, 2026 12:51 PM
Pardon backlash
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Trump’s Nov. 28, 2025 pardon announcement for former Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernández drew backlash because Hernández had been convicted in federal court and sentenced to 45 years for cocaine-importation and related firearms offenses.
April 11, 2026 12:49 PM
Pardon blowback
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Trump’s pardon of Juan Orlando Hernández erased a 45-year federal sentence for cocaine-trafficking and weapons convictions and set off immediate criticism over the timing and the beneficiary.
April 11, 2026 12:46 PM
Shutdown brinkmanship
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Congressional leaders left the White House without a shutdown deal as the administration kept telling agencies to prepare for possible mass layoffs if funding lapses.
April 11, 2026 12:44 PM
Weaponized DOJ
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Comey indictment, returned on Sept. 25, kept drawing scrutiny over how the case was built and who moved it forward. Critics called it a political payback move; the Justice Department said the charges were based on the facts and the law.
April 11, 2026 12:33 PM
Afghan review after shooting
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
On Nov. 27, 2025, Trump used remarks about the Washington shooting of two National Guard members to demand a review of Afghan arrivals. Officials had identified the suspect as an Afghan national, but investigators had not yet established a motive.
April 11, 2026 12:31 PM
Federal transit funding under review during shutdown
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On October 3, 2025, the Trump administration said it was putting $2.1 billion in Chicago transit funding under administrative review, including money tied to the CTA Red Line Extension and the Red and Purple Modernization Program, while citing contracting practices. The move came on the third day of the federal shutdown and deepened the fight over whether major transit projects will be caught in the budget standoff.
April 11, 2026 12:28 PM
Tariff overreach
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
The Supreme Court has scheduled oral argument for Nov. 5 in the challenge to Trump’s tariff program, and the administration says a delayed ruling could leave it facing a huge refund problem if the tariffs are struck down.
April 11, 2026 12:27 PM
Press Access Defiance
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A federal judge on April 9 said the Pentagon was still violating his March 20 order restoring reporters’ access and ordered the department to file a sworn declaration by April 16 showing how it will comply.
April 11, 2026 12:25 PM
Tragedy weaponized, but with tighter factual guardrails
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
After two National Guard members were shot in Washington, the Trump administration quickly paused asylum decisions and Afghan visa processing while investigators worked the case. Officials initially said they believed the suspect was Afghan, but that detail was still part of an unfolding investigation when the policy response began.
April 11, 2026 12:22 PM
Revenge prosecution
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
James Comey was arraigned on October 8, 2025, and pleaded not guilty in a federal case that began with a September 25 indictment. Supporters and critics are already arguing over whether the prosecution is ordinary law enforcement or political payback, a question the court has not answered.
April 11, 2026 12:22 PM
revenge backlash
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On November 24, 2025, a federal judge dismissed the criminal cases against James Comey and Letitia James, saying the prosecutor who brought them was illegally appointed. The ruling undercut a pair of prosecutions that had become central to the administration’s campaign against two prominent Trump critics.
April 11, 2026 12:17 PM
Epstein fallout
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A federal judge on Nov. 24, 2025, partly granted expedited review for FOIA requests tied to Epstein-related records, but did not order the records released. The court rejected two search terms as too broad and said the rest of the requests met the standard for faster handling.
April 11, 2026 12:12 PM
Press access compliance fight
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A federal judge said on April 9 that the Pentagon still was not complying with his March 20 order restoring reporters’ access, and that officials had tried to work around the ruling with revised restrictions.
April 11, 2026 12:11 PM
press access compliance fight
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
On April 9, 2026, U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman said the Pentagon’s revised interim press policy still did not comply with his March 20 order blocking key access restrictions and requiring the department to restore access for reporters.
April 11, 2026 12:08 PM
Court blocks D.C. National Guard deployment
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to end the National Guard deployment in Washington, D.C., but stayed the ruling for 21 days while the government prepares its next move.
April 11, 2026 12:06 PM
Polluter pardon
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
The White House used November 21 to announce a two-year regulatory reprieve for coke-oven facilities, a move sold as a national-security necessity but likely to revive complaints that Trump is again treating pollution rules like a nuisance to be waved away for favored industry. The exemption, aimed at facilities tied to steel production, gives the administration a talking point about jobs and supply chains. It also hands critics an easy example of the Trump model in action: deregulation first, environmental consequences later.
April 11, 2026 12:04 PM
Shutdown bloodletting
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
The White House said more than 4,000 federal workers could be fired during the shutdown, a day after President Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to make sure troops were paid. The Smithsonian then said its museums, research centers and National Zoo would close starting Oct. 12 if the funding lapse was still in effect.
April 11, 2026 12:03 PM
Press order violation
★★★☆☆Fuckup rating 3/5
On April 9, U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman said the Pentagon had not fully complied with his March press-access order and ordered a sworn status update by April 16.