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Conviction spin
Confidence 5/5
★★★★★Fuckup rating 5/5
Five-alarm fuckup
Hours after becoming the first former U.S. president convicted of felony charges, Trump went on offense with a Manhattan appearance that treated the verdict like a persecution story, not a legal defeat.
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Fundraising shakedown
Confidence 4/5
★★★★☆Fuckup rating 4/5
Serious fuckup
After the guilty verdict, Trump’s campaign moved fast to control who got to use the moment for fundraising, signaling that the conviction was now not just a crisis but a piece of property to be defended.
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